METHYLPHENIDATE

A few months ago I interviewed Prefuse 73 and he gave me a bunch of bizarro meds- real shit if you will. You know the kind of drugs that get served to you by a man in a lab coat, not by an overweight has-been who can't play guitar, or whatever. Today I sampled Daytrana. A patch for kids with ADHD.
So, have I become an overachiever? Wellllllllllll, I did manage to edit my interviews, perfect my intros, and do my usual busy work. It didn't however turn me into an Aryan ass-kiss as featured on the Daytrana website. It also made me irritable, and a liar. You see, I'm still not done all my work, and for some reason I felt compelled to write this. How on earth will children be saved with this godforsaken hip sticker? Back to the drawing board.
I will recommend Provigil because that one turned me into a cheery party machine.