ANDY BERET AIN'T RIGHT

France is a pansy ass most of the time, but when it comes to drinking it's your vitriolic grandmother. Where else will you see someone order a cognac at 9:30 am. You also have to hand it to the metro winos who continue to perpetuate a long and outdated stereotype. Shit they basically have bubbles floating out of their mouths every time they hiccup or yell obscenities at you on the subway platform. If only they had an icon to follow like the British and their Andy Capp.